Its hard to dance with the devil on your back |
But I dance anyway! |
Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans
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Nothing puts a gal in the mood like interrupting her sensual bath with a bag of severed heads.
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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
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yet another unrealistic expectation for women
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lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
Hold the fuck up, Swedish politics just got one million times better
The look on his face is...
Broadway “Once” Backstage - May 21, 2013
consulting-corellian-time-lord:
HOLY HELL IT’S MISANDRY FISH
fuckin angler fish man
they’re crazy
the deep sea angler...
i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
Nothing puts a gal in the mood like interrupting her sensual bath with a bag of severed heads.
Okay sooo I might jinx it by announcing it already, but with a bit of luck this precious little muffin is going to join our family this august 💕❤✨I...